I am looking for menu inspiration and nothing is doing it so I share with you at least one that made me smile. Okay it's not politically correct at all but what hit me was sometimes coming up with meals feels this daunting a task ....no arrows please!
2 rabbits (optional)
1 elephant, medium size
Salt & pepper to taste
Cut elephant into small bite-sized pieces. This should take about two months. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over kerosene fire for about four weeks at 465 degrees.
This will serve 3800 people.
If more are expected, two rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary as some people do not like to find a hare in their stew.